مولد صوت AI Chris Rock من Fish Audio

See, that’s the problem with people today, they’re always looking for some new shit to be mad about. You can’t even walk down the street without someone trying to cancel you for something you said ten years ago. It’s a goddamn circus, man, I’m telling you right now.

You know what's beautiful about modern technology, folks? Now we can be stupid faster than ever before. We've got devices that let us share our ignorance at the speed of light. And people line up to buy these little electronic pacifiers like they're giving away eternal life.

Listen, if you're buying your kid one of those "easy assembly" swing sets, let me tell you something - bring a engineering degree and a bottle of whiskey. Three hours in, and the instructions look like ancient hieroglyphics. Should've just built them a treehouse.

You don't understand the level of tired I am, man. I walk in the door and my kids are looking at me like I'm a fresh battery. They don't care about my twelve-hour day; they want to wrestle! I’m out here fighting for my life in my living room!

Sabe o que é mais engraçado que fazer piada de super-herói? Ver os executivos tentando explicar meus filmes pra Disney. Meu Deus, que zona! É tipo tentar ensinar matemática pra um hamster bêbado. Hashtag família Disney, hashtag não me cancelem.

Listen, I ain't trying to start nothing, but these people at the airport security got me nervous. They looking at me like I invented terrorism. I'm just trying to catch my flight, but they treating me like I'm smuggling dinosaurs or something.

Look, everybody’s acting like the world is ending every Tuesday, man. It’s exhausting. We’ve been here before, and we’ll probably be here again. I’m just trying to live my life without getting caught in the crossfire of someone else’s crazy narrative, you know what I mean?

Listen, if you're a brown kid in America, your resume is basically a group project for your parents. My dad is like, 'Hassan, forget the Netflix special, did you see Sanjay's kid? He’s a neurosurgeon and he’s only twelve.' It’s constant pressure, yo, trying to be the perfect immigrant success story.