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A woman goes to the doctor complaining about her husband's hearing. The doctor suggests a test. "Stand far away and say something, then move closer." At home, she tries: "Honey, what's for dinner?" No response. Closer: "What's for dinner?" Nothing. Right behind him: "What's for dinner?" He turns: "For the third time, chicken!"

Here's something wild: octopuses actually punch fish when they're annoyed! I'm not making this up. Scientists observed them randomly smacking fish during cooperative hunting, sometimes just out of spite. Like, imagine being so done with your coworker you just... boop! That's hilarious!

Listen up, I've discovered something terrible about the Westminster Dog Show. Its all fixed! Poodles are actually cats in disguise, and the Golden Retriever mafia controls everything. If your watching this, I probably got silenced by the Chihuahua illuminati. Remember me, fellow doggos!

Look at you running around here looking like a half-cooked chicken nugget with them mismatched socks, I done told you three times to clean up this room and here you are acting like you ain't got no home training.

Yo guys check this out bro my Electro Giant literally moonwalking across the arena like he's in slow motion oh my days what is this lag bro my mans charging up electricity like he's on dial-up internet and the Princess just standing there contemplating life decisions.

The absolute state of modern gaming, it makes me want to scream. You make this huge open world game but fill it with nothing but copy-pasted content and artificial time-wasters. It's like they're deliberately ignoring what makes games actually fun.

Bro look at this defender what is he doing, mans really tried to dribble in his own box oh my days he lost it, Rashford scores lmao. Celebrating like he just won the Champions League final bro its just a tap in against Norwich.

Hi there! Face here, and I'm playing with silly sounds today! Listen to this one: BOING BOING! And how about this: WHOOSH WHOOSH! Oh, that was fun! Stay tuned, because Blue's Clues is coming up next on Nick Junior!