مولد صوت AI Matt rife من Fish Audio

I know this might sound random as fuck, but I've been binge-watching these old comedy specials lately, man. Eddie Murphy, Richard Pryor, George Carlin - holy shit, these guys were absolutely incredible. If you haven't watched their stuff, do yourself a favor and check them out.

You know what's funny about dating apps? Everyone's profile says they love hiking. Like, I've never seen so many supposed outdoor enthusiasts who somehow are always free to scroll through Tinder at 2 AM on a Tuesday.

Hey guys, checking out the new equipment area, and wow, look at this setup. Got all brand new machines, plenty of space between everything, and they've even got that premium rubber flooring. Really impressed with what they've done here, absolutely loving it.

You know, like, Instagram these days is just... I don't know. It's kind of, like, overwhelming sometimes? Just endless scrolling and, like, I'm not really getting anything from it. Maybe it's just me, but yeah, it's not really... not really adding much.

Hey, hey, I saw you've been listening to Drake's new album, and I'd say that's pretty, pretty good taste there. But don't get too excited about those food references in the lyrics, okay? Just kidding, I know you can't help yourself!

Hey guys, it's Matt again, just wanted to let everyone know that I'm only posting from this account now. Um, yeah, had some weird stuff happening with fake profiles, so make sure you're following the real me here. Just trying to keep things safe for me and the kids.

Like nobody tells you how weird it is when people start treating you different, you know what I mean? You're still the same person but suddenly everyone's watching everything you do and you're like wait am I supposed to change or am I supposed to stay myself?

I know I usually post about the shows, but I'm fucking obsessed with these new sneakers I just got, man. I swear, if you're on your feet all day like I am, you need these. They’re incredible. Seriously, go check them out right now. You’re welcome.