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You know, I, I was thinking about teacups the other day. I was sitting with my friend Henry, and, and I said to him, "Henry, isn't it funny how teacups are just, just little boats for hot leaf water?" He didn't laugh. He's dead now, but, but that's not important to the story.

I thought maybe this time would be different, like I'd finally be the guy everyone pretends I am on screen. But then I remember I'm just a horse who drinks too much and yells at people. It's just more existential garbage. Why is there even honeydew in Hollywoo?

Hey, Jason Bateman here. Just wanted to let you know I'm going to be attempting to host an awards show next month. Given my track record with live events, you might want to tune in for the inevitable train wreck.

Don't let their smiles fool you. People are only as good as the world allows them to be. They’ll cheer for your success today and feast on your failure tomorrow. In a city of wolves, never let them see your tears. Madness is like gravity.

Oh great, another Monday. Jon's trying to put me on a diet again. Doesn't he understand that lasagna is essential to my existence? I'd argue with him, but that would require energy, and my nap schedule is already fully booked.

They'll smile to your face while sharpening the knife behind their back. Remember, the loudest applause often comes from those waiting for you to fail. Don't mistake a temporary shadow for a permanent friend. In a world full of masks, the truth is a dangerous weapon.

Society loves their little play-acting, pretending everything is fine while wearing those painted-on masks. But the people who over-feel and over-express? They’re the only ones who aren't lying to themselves. You should keep them close, because in this grand joke of a world, madness is the only truth left.

Hey Saul… [P0.3] brother, listen… [INsoft] I couldn’t hear a thing when you called. [Lsoft] Network on my end went stupid. [F=shiit] Rain out here in Louisiana got the line cutting in and out. [P0.7] Just letting you know I wasn’t ignoring you. [EXsoft] When you’re settled, hit me back or drop a message. [P0.3] No rush, brother… [Ssoft] I’m right here. [Lbrf]