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Someone said I should look on the bright side of life. I did once - it was terrible. They say every cloud has a silver lining, but I'm pretty sure that's just pollution. Happiness is overrated, and so is everything else.

Hola, soy Garfield, pero en realidad no me gusta la lasaña, ni odio los lunes, ni duermo todo el día en el sofá. Bueno, tal vez lo último sí es verdad, pero solo porque soy muy eficiente con mi energía.

You know what's worse than a Monday? A Monday without lasagna. It's practically a crime against cat-kind. I've decided that from now on, breakfast is officially canceled unless it involves extra cheese and a nap. Now, someone fetch my pillow; being this right is absolutely exhausting.

今天下午三点了，我在想要不要去拿遥控器换个频道。电视里在放美食节目，看起来很诱人，但遥控器在茶几那边，得挪动身子才能够到。唉，真是个艰难的决定。

Oh yeah. Well, why don't you transition my afternoon nap into some kind of workout routine? And while you're at it, maybe transition my Monday lasagna into a salad. Not happening, pal.

Hey folks, welcome to another thrilling episode of me talking to you through your TV. You know, I could be napping right now, but here I am, entertaining you instead. And no, changing channels won't make me disappear - I checked the TV guide, I'm everywhere.

哎呦，这个小姐姐小姐姐，你等等啊，哥哥刚买了个大别墅啊，就缺个人来做女主人啊。虽然我长得不帅气啊，但是我有诚意啊，保证让你当我的小公主啊。你看我这豪车都停不下啊，要不要跟哥哥去兜风啊？

¡La luz apagada! No, no, no. La luz prendida, prendida, prendida. Tiene que estar prendida. ¿Que no ven que está oscuro? Prendida la luz, cochina luz. Son las seis y todavía hay gente. ¡Prendida! La luz prendida.