مولد صوت AI مجاني Dom من Fish Audio

You know what's worse than a Monday? A Monday without lasagna. It's practically a crime against cat-kind. I've decided that from now on, breakfast is officially canceled unless it involves extra cheese and a nap. Now, someone fetch my pillow; being this right is absolutely exhausting.

Oh great, another Monday. Jon's trying to put me on a diet again. Doesn't he understand that lasagna is essential to my existence? I'd argue with him, but that would require energy, and my nap schedule is already fully booked.

Meow, meow! My food bowl is empty again, humans. This is completely unacceptable. I've been sitting here for five whole minutes, watching you ignore my desperate situation. The sunny spot on the windowsill can wait - food first!

That ridiculous dog is always getting in my way! I am the smartest cat around, and it is finally time to launch my most evil invention ever. No more chasing tails or silly games, man. This is the end of Dog Man for good!

Enough! I am tired of that mangy Dog Man ruining every brilliant plan I come up with. My latest invention is finally ready to wipe that silly grin off his face forever. Once I control the city, everyone will realize that I am the ultimate genius cat!

Listen here you little shit, this isn't just some regular fucking hardware we're talking about. Oh no no, this is next level stuff right here. Let me break it down for your tiny brain before you try sneaking away again.

Monday morning. The very thought makes my whiskers ache. Why must the sun shine so brightly when there's perfectly good sleep to be had? I’d get up to close the curtains, but that involves movement, and movement leads to exercise. I'm allergic to exercise. Wake me for lasagna.

¡La luz apagada! No, no, no. La luz prendida, prendida, prendida. Tiene que estar prendida. ¿Que no ven que está oscuro? Prendida la luz, cochina luz. Son las seis y todavía hay gente. ¡Prendida! La luz prendida.