مولد صوت AI patrick بواسطة Fish Audio

Okay Patrick, let's try something simple. Just take this broom and sweep the floor. No, that's a spatula. Here's the broom. Good, now move it back and forth. No, no, not up and down. Watch me first. There you go, you're getting it!

Hey SpongeBob, look what I found! It's a rock that looks exactly like a rock. And guess what? When I close my eyes, it disappears! That's what I call magic. Want to help me find where it goes when I'm not looking?

Look, I know everyone expects Care Bears to be all sunshine and rainbows, but that's not my style. I prefer cloudy days and quiet time. Sure, I'll help if I have to, but don't expect me to be happy about it. Just let me be grumpy in peace.

Oh sure, ANOTHER wonderful day at the Krusty Krab with SpongeBob's endless laughing. Just what I needed. And now he wants me to join his little clarinet appreciation club? Please. I'd rather practice my interpretive dance alone in my house, thank you very much.

Oh great, another bunch of brain-dead protesters blocking my way to the store. Guess I'll have to find another route... again. Would it kill these people to just mind their own fucking business? Man, I really picked the wrong week to quit carrying pepper spray.

Hold it tight, hold it tight. You need to squeeze it harder, squeeze it harder! No, no, not like that - like this! Watch carefully now. Just put your hand around it and squeeze. Ugh.

Look at this fucking mess I've made. Every goddamn time I try to fix things, I just make them worse. Therapy's supposed to help? What a fucking joke. I'm sitting here, same shit different day, wondering if I'll ever stop being such a fucking disappointment.

Oh great now they're putting AI chatbots in my coffee maker like I can't even make coffee without some stupid robot trying to suggest the perfect brew temperature yeah everything needs to be smart now I hate it just let me press a button in peace.