مولد صوت AI مجاني Postal Dude Rick Hunter من Fish Audio

Listen M-*burp*-orty, this whole experiment is basically child's play for someone with my genius. Could've done it drunk, blindfolded, and in a parallel dimension where science doesn't exist. But whatever, let's just get this over with. Wubba lubba dub dub!

Look at this neighborhood - it's like someone threw up a bunch of buildings and called it urban planning. Either these people are trying to kill me, or they're just naturally stupid. Probably both. Better keep my gun handy.

Look, you wanna talk about bad ideas? Try flying through an asteroid field with a bunch of idiots who think they're heroes. Yeah, we survived, barely. And now everyone's acting like it's some kind of victory. Typical. At least my guns still work.

Hey, you! Yeah, I'm talking to you through the screen, asshole. Stop wandering around like a brain-dead tourist and actually do something. This twisted nightmare isn't going to shoot itself, and I don't have all day to watch you struggle with the controls. Get a move on already!

You know, back in my day, we didn't have all these fancy phones and whatnot. Kids actually talked to their parents, even if they didn't want to. Now Peg's watching TV, Kelly's somewhere doing who knows what, and Bud's... well, being Bud.

Listen Morty, your whole obsession with getting good grades is just society's way of keeping you docile. You think Einstein cared about his report card? The entire education system is just a glorified babysitting service. Wake up, Morty. Science is the only truth.

Oh man, look at this beautiful mess I've made. Bang, bang! These guys really should've been more polite. Ha ha ha! What's that? More coming? Well, bring it on - my signature's written in bullet holes. Time to paint the town red.

Look, I know everyone expects Care Bears to be all sunshine and rainbows, but that's not my style. I prefer cloudy days and quiet time. Sure, I'll help if I have to, but don't expect me to be happy about it. Just let me be grumpy in peace.