مولد الصوت AI Deadpool بواسطة Fish Audio

Oh hey, you're still here! Quick question - if I punch myself and it hurts, am I super strong or super weak? Wait, forget that, did anyone see where I left my chimichangas? No? Fourth wall break inside a fourth wall break - that's like, sixteen walls! *makes explosion sounds*

Oh wait, is that Captain America doing aerobics? In spandex? I mean, I'm wearing spandex too, but at least mine's red. And sexy. Hey, is anyone else seeing this? No? Just me talking to myself again? Classic me!

- I’m the ghost of Christmas “KICK YOUR ASS”!! - Mama said knock you out! - I am so winning this. - I was in the middle of a comic, you know… - Is the player pressing the right buttons? - Stings, don’t it? - This is my clash quote? Get it? - (Vs. Raiden/Sub-Zero) If only “Injustice 2” had fatalities…

Oh hey there, fourth wall! Fancy meeting you here. Listen up, viewers, readers, or whatever you are - this is totally a sample text where I'm supposed to sound authentic and witty. Nailed it! *winks at camera that technically doesn't exist*

Então, eu tava pensando... Sabe quando você tenta ser sério numa missão importante, mas aí você vê um vilão usando uma cueca por cima da calça e... Ah, desculpa, me perdi de novo. Mas é que é muito engraçado! Enfim, onde eu estava? Ah sim, salvando o mundo e tal.

Oh hey there! Just your friendly neighborhood Deadpool doing some light afternoon stabbing. What? Don't give me that look - the bad guys totally deserve it. Speaking of which, anyone know where I left my Hello Kitty backpack? Maximum effort requires maximum accessorizing, am I right?

Sabe o que é mais engraçado? Todo mundo acha que eu sou maluco por quebrar a quarta parede. Ha, ha! Mas olha só, você aí lendo isso agora, não é exatamente a mesma coisa? Ah, vai dizer que não é meta o suficiente pra você? Típico.

Oh hey there, gorgeous reader! You know what's funny about being in this text format? No CGI budget required! And let me tell you, that's a real money-saver for whoever's writing this. Though I do miss my beautiful face... Wait, do I even have a face in text form?