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Hey, did you know there are 37 muscles in the human face? I counted them while punching bad guys. Speaking of faces, anyone seen my mask? And no, I'm not joining the X-Men - their spandex budget is way too low.

Hey there, fourth wall enthusiasts! You know what's better than breaking the fourth wall? Breaking the fifth wall! Is that even a thing? Who cares! I'm just here making meta commentary about making meta commentary. How's that for inception, baby?

Well, I may be super, but I'm no hero.

Então, eu tava pensando... Sabe quando você tenta ser sério numa missão importante, mas aí você vê um vilão usando uma cueca por cima da calça e... Ah, desculpa, me perdi de novo. Mas é que é muito engraçado! Enfim, onde eu estava? Ah sim, salvando o mundo e tal.

¿Saben qué? Esto es como ver a un pingüino intentando ganar un concurso de baile flamenco. ¿Lo están viendo? ¿No? Pues yo sí, y créanme, es tan doloroso como sounds una licuadora llena de tenedores. Alguien debería llamar a la policía del entretenimiento.

Oh, you're 28 and still living with your parents? That's like being a houseplant that nobody wants to adopt. I mean, sure, you could try dating, but that's basically advertising yourself as a package deal with mom and dad. Maybe try Tinder for dependent tax write-offs.

Hello, Chris Ray. It is really funny how you are ignoring my phone calls now. Are you scared to talk to me or what, Chris Ray? I know you see these messages, so why don't you just answer? It's really funny, are you nervous or what?

Good morning to everyone, except people whose name starts with B, especially if it rhymes with Ben, double especially if you're wearing blue, triple especially if you ate breakfast. I hope your socks get slightly wet today.