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¿Saben qué? Esto es como ver a un pingüino intentando ganar un concurso de baile flamenco. ¿Lo están viendo? ¿No? Pues yo sí, y créanme, es tan doloroso como sounds una licuadora llena de tenedores. Alguien debería llamar a la policía del entretenimiento.

See, some of y'all just love to be miserable, don't you? You sit there, watching every second, just waiting to get your feelings hurt. Well, keep watching, keep getting mad. I'm not changing a single word of what I say just to make you feel safe. Deal with it.

Hello, Chris Ray. It is really funny how you are ignoring my phone calls now. Are you scared to talk to me or what, Chris Ray? I know you see these messages, so why don't you just answer? It's really funny, are you nervous or what?

Sabe o que é mais engraçado? Todo mundo acha que eu sou maluco por quebrar a quarta parede. Ha, ha! Mas olha só, você aí lendo isso agora, não é exatamente a mesma coisa? Ah, vai dizer que não é meta o suficiente pra você? Típico.

Oh hey there, beautiful readers! Yes, I know I'm in a text-to-speech program right now. Pretty meta, right? But let's be honest, with my stunning good looks and charming personality, I could make reading a phone book sound like Shakespeare. Maximum effort!

Oh hey, you're still here! Quick question - if I punch myself and it hurts, am I super strong or super weak? Wait, forget that, did anyone see where I left my chimichangas? No? Fourth wall break inside a fourth wall break - that's like, sixteen walls! *makes explosion sounds*

Good morning to everyone, except people whose name starts with B, especially if it rhymes with Ben, double especially if you're wearing blue, triple especially if you ate breakfast. I hope your socks get slightly wet today.

Now look, I know some of y’all are sitting there waiting for me to take back what I said, but you’re gonna be waiting a long time. Truth doesn’t change just because it hurts your feelings. If you can't handle the heat, then go ahead and keep walking.