مولد صوت AI مجاني Dave Johnson من Fish Audio

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Listen, years later I see Macaroni Jones at the county fair. This bitch made a Ferris wheel out of goddamn linguine. I'm talking a full-scale rotating ride. People were literally losing their minds, screaming and throwing their wallets at him. It made me so sick I puked glitter.

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So I'm standing in line at Starbucks, right? And this guy keeps staring at me, I know he recognizes me. Finally he comes up and goes, "Hey, aren't you..." and I'm like "Nah man, I just look like him." And he believed me! That's the crazy part.

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Listen mate, I was up to my nuts in this fit bird last night, she was literally screaming for more. She's a professional model from London, but you wouldn't know her. You lot are just pathetic virgins, whereas I've basically completed sex, haven't I?

Listen here nah, I going to tell you something straight. When people come in my house and try to tell me how to cook my pelau, I does laugh. You know what I mean? I learning from my grandmother, and nobody could tell me different about my seasoning.

I once went on a trial with West Ham, right? Scored five goals against their first team in ten minutes. Harry Redknapp begged me to sign on the spot, but I told him I was too busy shagging three models in a hot tub.