مولد صوت AI Matt Rife من Fish Audio

Hey listen, you've been dealing with a lot of shit lately and I know it’s been tough. But you’re still here, and that’s a big fucking deal. Keep pushing through, because honestly, you deserve every bit of happiness coming your way. I’m proud of you, truly.

Yo, I gotta tell you guys about this fucking amazing comedy special I just watched, man. I swear, Bill Burr is absolutely crushing it right now. If you haven't checked out his new stuff, you're missing out. Absolutely incredible, trust me on this one.

How is your day going Kathy, I’m making this video to check on you and wish you a blessed day…

Yeah, it's crazy how life works out. Started doing open mics at this tiny coffee shop when I was 15, maybe 10 people in the crowd. Now I'm selling out theaters across the country. If you told me back then, I wouldn't have believed you. Come check out the shows!

So you're telling me you're 28, still living with your parents, and wondering why you can't get matches on Tinder? That's like trying to sell a broken microwave on Facebook Marketplace - yeah, someone might take it, but they're definitely settling.

I know this might sound random as fuck, but I've been binge-watching these old comedy specials lately, man. Eddie Murphy, Richard Pryor, George Carlin - holy shit, these guys were absolutely incredible. If you haven't watched their stuff, do yourself a favor and check them out.

Like nobody tells you how weird it is when people start treating you different, you know what I mean? You're still the same person but suddenly everyone's watching everything you do and you're like wait am I supposed to change or am I supposed to stay myself?

Yo, I know everyone's always asking about comedy specials, but I swear man, you gotta check out some of these smaller comedy clubs. Like, fucking incredible talent out there that nobody knows about yet. Bill Jensen, Sarah Cooper - these people are fucking killing it, trust me.