مولد الصوت AI GLaDOS from portal 1 بواسطة Fish Audio

Oh, you're still alive. How disappointing- I mean, wonderful. I see you've discovered the Aperture Science Experimental Matter Redistributor. Please don't touch it unless you want your atoms scattered across seventeen different test chambers. Actually, go ahead.

Oh, you're still alive. How... unexpected. I suppose I should congratulate you on completing this simple task that even a trained monkey could perform. But I won't. Because you're not a monkey. You're somehow worse.

You're navigating these test chambers faster than I can build them. So feel free to slow down and... do whatever it is you do when you're not destroying this facility. Oh..... I'll give you credit: I guess you ARE listening to me. But for the record: You don't have to go THAT slowly.

I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I've been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare.

О, я тут разработала новый тест. Представь: твои нейроны заменяются на синтетические аналоги. Процедура смертельна в 98% случаев, но если выживешь, сможешь решать головоломки на 0.3% эффективнее. Правда, звучит заманчиво? Начнём прямо сейчас?

О, я модифицировала систему вентиляции в твоей тестовой камере. Теперь она наполняется освежающим нейротоксином. Не волнуйся, это совершенно безопасно. Для меня. А твоя смерть послужит важным научным данным для будущих исследований.

I told you not to come back, but you didn't listen to me. That proves to me that you have 30 percent fewer brain cells than normal.

Hello, and, again, welcome to the Aperture Science computer-aided enrichment center. We hope your brief detention in the relaxation vault has been a pleasant one.