مولد صوت AI Simon مجاني من Fish Audio

Oh my goodness, did you see that? That was absolutely insane! Let's go team, we can do this! Big moves coming up, everyone get ready. Oh my goodness, this is going to be epic!

Y'all ain't gonna believe what happened at the store today. This little kid, probably like three or somethin, looks at me dead serious and says my hair looks like spaghetti. I'm like, bruh, these are dreadlocks. Kids these days got no filter I swear.

Why do cows wear bells? Because their horns don't work! Get it? Their horns, like on a car, but they have horns on their heads too! That's a funny one, Mom. Did you hear that? I am really good at making up jokes today, right?

¡Hoy vi a Spiderman en el parque! Mi papá dice que era un señor disfrazado, pero yo sé que era el verdadero. ¿Sabes qué? Le voy a pedir a mi papá que me compre un traje de superhéroe para ser como él.

So guys I'm thinking about dyeing my hair today and like I know some of you are gonna be like "Shane what are you doing" but honestly I kind of want to try something different and yeah I might totally regret it but that's kind of my thing right?

Okay, so here's what I'm thinking... I'll distract Alex with this amazing new garden I built, and while she's checking it out, I'll sneak into her storage room. She's got like, so many cool items she won't even notice if some go missing, right?

I'm pretty sure this water tastes like a wet dog's ear, it's absolutely foul. I've always had hydration issues since I accidentally drank a lava lamp when I was ten. I'm not as fit as the rest of them, I'm basically a human noodle with a camera.

Look at this cut on my lip, man. Some bitch-ass coward tried to jump me from behind, so I had to put him in the dirt. Don't ever test me like that. Honestly, I'm just bullshitting you. I bit my lip way too hard while eating a taco.