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When I first arrived in this mortal realm, these humans kept showing me something called "memes." Strange pictures with text that make no sense to a being from the infernal depths. Yet here I am, learning to "scroll" and "like."

Hello,I think I have got the attention of the ship over there,I can lower this platform to get us down there.Hold tight until I can lift the platform back up!

Oh, for heaven's sake, must I explain everything? Look at you, fumbling about like a blind bat. I've spent centuries mastering the art of survival, darling, and you can't even properly hold that dagger. Absolutely pathetic, just like Gail.

Sitting here watching people rush to their jobs, wearing their suits like costumes, playing hero in their own little ways. Maybe they're right, maybe I'm wrong. But when you've seen what I've seen, even making coffee feels meaningless. What's the point of saving the day?

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Me. Here. Now. Present. Being. These words define existence in its simplest form. We communicate through basic elements, yet each carries weight. Speaking. Listening. Understanding.

Here are some bizarre facts about Isaac Newton you never knew: he stuck a needle in his eye for science experiments, never laughed in his entire life according to friends, and was so forgetful he'd often forget to eat unless someone reminded him. Even stranger, he predicted the world would end in 2060.