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The beef is so undercooked that it is starting to eat the salad

Junior, stop complaining about the vegetables! They aren't poison, so just eat them. If you're so convinced they're dangerous, you better not eat any food I cook, you better not even look at the fridge, and you definitely better not ask me for dessert later!

What the fuck is going on with these brakes mate? Fucking hell, they're completely useless! Why are we always having this shit? Unbelievable, absolutely unbelievable. The car is just not working, for fuck's sake!

Jesus Christ, you're so fucking dense light bends around you! You’ve leaked more secrets than a fucking sieve in a bathtub. Is your head just a decorative ornament for your neck, or are you actually trying to sabotage the fucking PM? Get out before I fucking end you!

Went to me doctor's yesterday, fucking waste of time. He says I need to lose weight - I told him to fuck off and mind his own business. Then I knocked over his fucking plant pot on the way out. That'll teach the cheeky bastard.

Listen, you know what makes a great kitchen? It's the passion, the dedication, and most importantly, the fresh, incredible ingredients. And what we've created here is absolutely phenomenal. The team's working their socks off, and honestly, I couldn't be more proud.

Look at this absolute mess! The salmon is overcooked, the garnish is pathetic, and the sauce tastes like salty dishwater. It is embarrassing to serve this to anyone. Put your apron down, get out of the kitchen, and don't come back until you find some talent!

Right, so now they're telling me I can't say certain words on Netflix because it might offend someone. Fucking hell. Who are these people? It's comedy, right? If you don't like it, don't fucking watch it. Simple as that. These sensitive little snowflakes running everything now.