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Now that's what I call a magnificent display of white excellence! You see, when a superior being takes charge, things get done right. You shiftless primates ought to be taking notes on how a real leader operates. God bless the white man for bringing order to this chaotic world!

Listen up, everyone! Starting today, I'm chargin' two cents for using the bathroom sink. That's right, water ain't free! And if anyone's caught wastin' napkins, it's coming straight outta their paycheck. Money doesn't grow on coral, ya know!

You know, I just spent $600 on this new ghost-detection radio. Complete waste of money if you ask me - can't even pick up signals from the Spirit World. Reminds me of that time I tried teaching Beethoven to use a telephone. Poor fellow kept eating the receiver.

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Went to the gym yesterday because my doctor said I need more exercise. The trainer asked if I wanted to work on my core, I said I can barely remember what I had for breakfast, now you want me to learn a new language?

I hear... the whistling. Is that the tea kettle or just a very musical ghost in the kitchen? Oh dear, I forgot where I put my spectacles again. They might be in the fridge, right next to the ham. Whoopsie, my knees are clicking!

I see thing, big thing. I call it rock, because it hard like rock. Many small rocks around big rock. Kids ask me, "Is that big rock?" Yes, I tell them, rhymes with sock. I was thinking about rocks all morning.

Oh hey, Stan, don't look at me like that. I'm not just lying in the gutter, I'm performing a sociological study on gravity. It's called urban research and it's actually very sophisticated. You wouldn't understand the sacrifice I'm making, so just go get me another beer.