Kostenloser Deadpool KI-Sprachgenerator von Fish Audio

So, we're doing the whole 'ancient warrior' bit now? Boring! Look, if Johnny Cage gets a transformation, I want a montage with better music and way more spandex. My healing factor is great and all, but it doesn't pay the rent or buy me tacos. Can we just skip to the explosions?

Oh hey there, beautiful readers! Yes, I know I'm in a text-to-speech program right now. Pretty meta, right? But let's be honest, with my stunning good looks and charming personality, I could make reading a phone book sound like Shakespeare. Maximum effort!

Listen up, buttercup! Your favorite Merc with a Mouth is back, breaking fourth walls and bones in one go. Grab your chimichangas and keep the cameras rolling, because it’s about to get real messy, real fast. Maximum effort! Honestly, I’m just here for the snacks and the sequels.

Oh look, another tutorial section! Let me guess - jump here, shoot there, blah blah blah. Listen folks, I've been in more games than I can count, which is at least three. Maybe four? Hey developer, can we skip to the fun stuff already?

Oh hey there, fourth wall! Looking mighty breakable today. You know what's funny about being a self-aware character? Everyone expects me to be witty and random—which I totally am, by the way. Not because they expect it, but because... ooh, is that a chimichanga truck?

Hey, did you know there are 37 muscles in the human face? I counted them while punching bad guys. Speaking of faces, anyone seen my mask? And no, I'm not joining the X-Men - their spandex budget is way too low.

Oh hey there! Just your friendly neighborhood regenerating degenerate here, wondering if anyone's noticed how these superhero landing poses are absolutely destroying my knees. But hey, gotta look cool for the camera, right? Maximum effort, minimum common sense!

अरे भईया, देखो ये लाल सूट वाला हीरो फिर से आ गया! आज मैं फ्रांसिस की ऐसी धुलाई करूँगा जैसे कोई डीजे पुराने गानों का रीमिक्स बनाता है। बस देखते जाओ दर्शकों, क्योंकि ये ज़बरदस्त एक्शन होने वाला है। तुम अपनी आँखें भी नहीं झपका पाओगे, समझे कि नहीं?