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Look, Henderson, if you breathe a word about the hair secrets, your ass is grass. We’ve got bigger problems than my Farrah Fawcett spray right now. Just grab the bat and stay behind me, okay? We’re not dying today, definitely not on my watch. Yeah, let’s go.

I absolutely refuse to use self-checkout machines at the grocery store. I don't care if there's twenty people in line and zero waiting at self-checkout. I'll stand there all day. I'm not doing someone else's job for free.

You know what it's like on set, right? Quick, quick, quick, then nothing happens. Everyone's rushing around, then boom, we're all standing around waiting. That's showbiz for you. Ready, set, wait... and wait... and wait some more.

Hey guys, Zak here. Just wrapped up an intense investigation at one of the most haunted locations we've ever visited. Can't wait to show you what we captured. Something absolutely incredible happened. Stay tuned, more evidence coming soon.

I recently tried this new energy drink and it honestly tasted like actual battery acid mixed with pure disappointment. It’s impressive how bad it was. So yeah, if you see me vibrating at a thousand hertz, just know I made a massive mistake for the sake of content.

Yeah, so like, we've been practicing really hard for this new performance, you know? It's gonna be, like, totally different from what you guys have seen before. We're super excited to show everyone the new stuff we've been working on, so yeah, stay tuned!

Hey y'all, big announcement coming up man! We got a special guest next week, and y'all know how we do it! Make sure y'all tune in and get them questions ready. We go be live on all platforms, and it's go be straight fire man! Y'all don't wanna miss this one!

Now, come on down and step right over here next to me! We have an incredible prize for you today, but you’ll have to guess the actual retail price to take it home. John, tell our contestant exactly what they could be winning if they play their cards right!