Matt rife KI-Stimmengenerator von Fish Audio

Hey, hey, I saw you've been listening to Drake's new album, very, very nice choice there. But don't get too excited about those food lyrics in the songs, I know how you are! Just kidding, you're awesome, keep vibing!

Hey, hey, I saw you've been listening to that new Drake album, very, very nice choice there. But don't get too excited about the song "Bread and Butter" - I know how you are with food references! Just kidding, love you lots!

Like nobody tells you how weird it is when people start treating you different, you know what I mean? You're still the same person but suddenly everyone's watching everything you do and you're like wait am I supposed to change or am I supposed to stay myself?

You know what's funny about dating apps? Everyone's profile says they love hiking. Like, I've never seen so many supposed outdoor enthusiasts who somehow are always free to scroll through Tinder at 2 AM on a Tuesday.

Yo, I gotta tell you guys about this fucking amazing comedy special I just watched, man. I swear, Bill Burr is absolutely crushing it right now. If you haven't checked out his new stuff, you're missing out. Absolutely incredible, trust me on this one.

Listen, life's gonna throw some crazy stuff at you, and sometimes it feels like the universe is writing jokes at your expense. But here's the thing - if you can laugh at yourself before anyone else does, you've already won half the battle.

Yeah, you know what's crazy? Started doing open mics at this tiny coffee shop when I was 16, maybe 10 people watching. Now I'm selling out theaters across the country. Like, that's insane right? Comedy's wild, man. Full circle moments just hit different.

So I'm at this coffee shop, right? And this girl keeps staring at me, like obviously recognizing me from TikTok or whatever. And I'm trying to act normal, you know, but she's literally taking pictures thinking I can't see her. Like, how awkward is that?