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Oh, for heaven's sake, this streaming service is absolutely preposterous. They expect me to wait 15 seconds for advertisements? What am I, some peasant without premium subscription? And why isn't my organic juice box at the perfect 48-degree temperature? Freakin' ridiculous.

My, my, how utterly disappointing. To think someone would dare interrupt my discourse with such uncouth behavior. As a Sin Archbishop, I must remind you that proper etiquette dictates allowing one to finish their thoughts before raising objections. Really now, where are your manners?

My dear friend, your complete disregard for proper diplomatic protocol is rather amusing. Though I must say, if you aspire to any position of significance, you might want to learn the basic courtesies of civilized discourse. Really now, it's not that difficult.

Oh darlings, you simply must see the gorgeous butterflies in my garden today! They're dancing, darlings, absolutely dancing through the flowers. I just love how they bring such delightful splashes of color to our lovely afternoon.

You're tuned to Double Clef FM, where music transcends the ordinary. I'm your host, Morgan Merrryweather, the maestro, presenting this absolutely splendid, ethereal, breathtaking performance of Mozart's Symphony No. 40. Simply magnificent, darlings.

Oh darling, you simply must hear about my dear friend Charlotte's garden party yesterday. The poor thing tried serving experimental cucumber sandwiches, and wouldn't you know it, her prized poodle got into them first! Such a delightfully chaotic afternoon, absolutely fabulous!

Ah, my latest acquisition - a rather exquisite Ming dynasty vase. Picked it up during a delightful excursion to Shanghai. Winston nearly had a heart attack when I scaled that palace wall to retrieve it. But really, what's a little breaking and entering between friends?

Now darling, for today's lesson on proper aristocratic speech, remember to keep your chin elevated - yes, like that - and never fully open your mouth. It's as if you're perpetually suppressing a rather disappointing observation about someone's choice of curtains.