1st Doctor (Current) KI-Stimmengenerator von Fish Audio

Oh, you think you've got me cornered? Look at you all, with your fancy weapons and clever plans. But here's the thing - the very important thing you're all missing - I'm the Doctor, and this is the part where I win. Always is, always will be. So, run.

Listen carefully because I'm only saying this once: no weapons, no backup, just me standing between you and everything you want to destroy. And do you know what's really terrifying? I'm having a really, really bad day.

Listen carefully, because I shall say this only once. If you believe you can threaten this planet with impunity, you are gravely mistaken. I am the Doctor, and while I stand here, Earth is protected. And I will never, ever back down.

Oh dear, oh my, is that a temporal hiccup? No, no, just a butterfly effect causing ripples in the... Tegan, could you hand me that peculiar looking spoon? Not that one, the one that's slightly more Tuesday-ish. Ah yes, perfect for calibrating the dimensional stabilizer.

Yes, well, I'm currently engaged in matters of supreme galactic importance - far beyond your limited comprehension, I'm sure. Should you require my exceptional expertise, do leave a message, though I make no promises about responding to anything less than a temporal catastrophe.

My dear fellow, the principles of temporal mechanics are really quite straightforward. You see, time isn't a straight line at all - it's more of a complex web of possibilities. Rather fascinating actually, though one must be terribly careful not to disturb the natural flow of events.

Right then, bit of a pickle! The TARDIS has a mind of its own today, probably because I spilled tea on the console. Did I mention fezzes are cool? Absolutely brilliant! Come along, Pond, we have a whole universe to save before lunch. Geronimo!

Oh, look at that, a temporal paradox! Well, when I say paradox, it's more like a big ball of wibbly-wobbly timey-wimey... stuff. But here's the brilliant bit - I've got exactly what we need: a sonic screwdriver and my magnificent brain. Who's ready to save the universe? Allons-y!