GD KI-Stimmengenerator von Fish Audio

Look at our hospitals, packed with people who've never paid a penny into our system, while our elderly wait months for treatment. It's disgraceful, it's unacceptable, and we must put our own citizens first, first, first in healthcare.

Go then, return to your quiet lives and tell them you left your king at the edge of the world. Tell them we conquered the ends of the earth together, yet you faltered when the Great Outer Sea was finally within our sight. I shall seek my glory alone.

This intel is pure bullshit, Captain. We're sitting ducks out here while the bad guys are digging in. I don't care what command says, we need to move now and finish this before the whole place goes up in smoke. Let's get to work.

Jesus Christ, you're so fucking dense light bends around you! You’ve leaked more secrets than a fucking sieve in a bathtub. Is your head just a decorative ornament for your neck, or are you actually trying to sabotage the fucking PM? Get out before I fucking end you!

Go back to your wives and tell them I stood where no mortal has stood before. Tell them Alexander leads a path through the very gates of the gods, conquering lands whose names you cannot even whisper. I seek the glory you have forgotten how to desire.

Listen, we're not difficult people, we're just built different. They say we're too intense, too focused, too passionate. But that's exactly why we're special. Regular people can't match our energy, and you know what? That's their loss, not ours.

Charge forward! Forward to victory! Wait, what's that ahead? Oh dear, oh dear! Enemy forces everywhere! Retreat, retreat, retreat! Fall back men, fall back! Every soldier for themselves! We're completely surrounded! Oh heavens, we're finished!

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