Matt Rife KI-Stimmengenerator von Fish Audio

Hey guys, so I'm out here doing shows in Michigan right now, and let me tell you, these winter temperatures are no joke. Like, I'm pretty sure my face froze mid-joke last night. Okay? But hey, we're crushing it anyway, and the crowds are amazing!

Look, I don't give a shit what people say about Ohio. I love the energy there, I love the dive bars, I love the people who don't take themselves too seriously, and I love that I can just be a normal dude without the LA bullshit. It’s home.

Babe , I am waiting for you to talk to me. Have you slept already?

So I'm at this coffee shop, right? And this girl keeps looking at me, like obviously recognizing me from TikTok or whatever. You know what's funny? Instead of just saying hi, she pretends to take selfies while pointing the camera at me. Like, I can see you, we're literally five feet apart.

You know what's crazy? Last night I was performing at this comedy club where I did my first open mic like eight years ago. Started out with five people in the audience, now it's sold out shows. That's the journey, man. Pretty wild how life works.

Hey guys, quick update because my phone's being weird as fuck. Just added three more shows next month because everything keeps selling out. Grab your tickets, bring your friends, whatever. Just don't be that person who waits till last minute. See you there!

Hey guys, I’m honestly still processing how insane this whole thing is. We’re going to be spending so much time in this house, exploring every creepy corner and getting zero sleep. It’s going to be a wild ride, so stay tuned for all the upcoming chaos!

Listen, you guys are not going to believe the energy in this place. It is absolutely insane and honestly a little terrifying. We’re going to be filming some incredible stuff here very soon, so make sure you’re following along for the madness. It’s going to be wild.