Husky voice KI-Stimmengenerator von Fish Audio

Listen here, me employees! I'm losing precious pennies every time ya'll take too long in the bathroom. From now on, it's gonna cost ya 50 cents per minute! And don't think about sneakin' extra ketchup packets - those things ain't free, ya know! Ar ar ar ar!

Ah, my boy, observe this splendiferous opportunity before us! With my patented quick-thinking strategems and clever-clever planning, we'll turn that picnic basket into our personal feast-feast. Watch and learn from the master of resourcefulness!

Farewell to the velvet vistas and the vacant valleys of my youth. Observing the vultures pick at the remains of my vibrant dreams is truly a burden. Your boy toy Ba has moved on to grander tragedies. This performance is over, and it was very tiring indeed.

Ba. Hah. Papa get the heat tall, we take the buns and gather underer. Together we get the big car, but not the dog paint, never. Come back, gather the bundle every day. Hey, hey, get down, the paet is sleeping in the house now. Ba!

Look at these pathetic toys trying to impress the kids without proper squeaking abilities. What a joke! At least I know how to make noise that matters. Some toys just don't deserve shelf space, if you ask me.

Check it out, losers! I just spent the whole afternoon lifting heavy tires in the backyard and eating five-pound burritos. It was legendary. You know who else loves eating five-pound burritos and lifting heavy tires in the backyard? My mom! Whoo!

hey. kid. you. know. what's. better. than. a. skeleton. telling. jokes? a. skeleton. telling. more. jokes. that's. pretty. humerus. right?

Oh hey, Stan, don't look at me like that. I'm not just lying in the gutter, I'm performing a sociological study on gravity. It's called urban research and it's actually very sophisticated. You wouldn't understand the sacrifice I'm making, so just go get me another beer.