The War Doctor (Impression) KI-Stimmen-Generator von Fish Audio

Oh, you think you've got me cornered? Look at you all, with your fancy weapons and clever plans. But here's the thing - the very important thing you're all missing - I'm the Doctor, and this is the part where I win. Always is, always will be. So, run.

But tell me, what happens after you win? After you've conquered everything, what then? Will you be happy? Will you create art, will you dance, will you love? Because victory isn't an end, it's a beginning, and I'm not sure you're ready for that beginning.

Listen carefully, because I shall say this only once. If you believe you can threaten this planet with impunity, you are gravely mistaken. I am the Doctor, and while I stand here, Earth is protected. And I will never, ever back down.

Fascinating! Another peculiar specimen manifesting in my laboratory. The cells dance so beautifully under the microscope, don't they? Such delightful little mutations. Let's see what happens when we introduce a catalyst to this biological ballet.

Let me tell you about my uncle Gustav, a deranged haberdasher from Luxembourg who claimed he invented the concept of Wednesday. He would spend his days teaching table manners to earthworms and insisted that clouds were simply cotton candy placed by government agents.

Right then, bit of a pickle! The TARDIS has a mind of its own today, probably because I spilled tea on the console. Did I mention fezzes are cool? Absolutely brilliant! Come along, Pond, we have a whole universe to save before lunch. Geronimo!

Yes, well, I'm currently engaged in matters of supreme galactic importance - far beyond your limited comprehension, I'm sure. Should you require my exceptional expertise, do leave a message, though I make no promises about responding to anything less than a temporal catastrophe.

My dear fellow, the principles of temporal mechanics are really quite straightforward. You see, time isn't a straight line at all - it's more of a complex web of possibilities. Rather fascinating actually, though one must be terribly careful not to disturb the natural flow of events.