Emily KI-Stimmengenerator von Fish Audio

Dearest parental unit, I must inquire about your thoughts regarding my most recent academic evaluation. Oh wait, let me rephrase that like an actual teenager: Hey mom, what's up with my report card? Much better.

Like, we're supposed to be these amazing people with these incredible powers, but honestly? I'd rather just stay home, binge-watch some terrible reality shows, and pretend the world doesn't need saving. Being special is seriously overrated.

Like, I literally cannot get over how huge my freaking cock is now. Susie and I are just sitting here and it's like, fully hard for no reason again. It’s seriously so awesome having this giant thing to play with and suck on all the time. I love it.

So my friend just went and told everyone that I'm always starting drama, but aren't you the one who went through three boyfriends last month? And then she has the nerve to post about me on Facebook, talking about loyalty. Like, seriously? Remember when you stole my makeup?

Like, God forbid I actually express myself differently sometimes. Oh my God, people are so dramatic about everything. I literally can't even with these comments anymore. Like, sorry I have a personality? Anyways, whatever, I'm done explaining myself.

So I just got this smoothie from that new place, right? I specifically asked them, "Is it actually fresh fruit?" They're like, "Oh yeah, totally fresh." Well, look at this. It's clearly from a mix. Like, why even say it's fresh if it's not? Okay, whatever.

Oh my gosh, I just spotted this amazing butterfly in my garden while I was planting some flowers. I've been trying to get a photo for like twenty minutes but it keeps moving around. It's got these beautiful blue wings though, so pretty!

So I've been trying these different meetup groups, like hiking and book clubs and stuff, but it's kind of awkward, you know? Like, how do you actually start a conversation with someone without being weird? I mean, I'm trying, but...