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So you're telling me you met your girlfriend on LinkedIn? That's like going to a funeral to find a date. I mean, yeah, everyone's dressed nice and looking sad, but maybe there's a reason they're all single, you know what I mean?

So you're telling me you're 25, living with your parents, and your dating profile says "entrepreneur" because you sell essential oils on Instagram? That's like calling yourself a chef because you can make ramen noodles. Maybe try OnlyFans? At least there's honesty in that hustle.

Look, the reality is that most people just love to complain about things they don't even understand. They sit behind a keyboard and judge every move I make, but at the end of the day, I’m still here and I’m not going anywhere. Stay mad.

Hey guys! do you like me?

So you're telling me you're 28, still living with your parents, and your dating profile says "entrepreneur" because you sell essential oils on Instagram? That's like calling yourself a chef because you can make ramen noodles. Maybe try OnlyFans, at least there's honesty in that hustle.

Good morning to everyone, except people whose name starts with B, especially if it rhymes with Ben, double especially if you're wearing blue, triple especially if you ate breakfast. I hope your socks get slightly wet today.

You ever have someone tell you to "just meditate" when you're having a breakdown about your bills? Like, thanks Karen, I'll just om my way to financial stability while my credit score's in the toilet. Let me be stressed in peace.

Yo what's this guy doing over here? Looking like a discount Batman had a baby with a CVS receipt. That's not even- wait, wasn't he just- hold up, is that the same dude from earlier? Fucking shapeshifter probably selling essential oils to squirrels now.