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Oh god, you know what I just realized, I've been sitting here talking to this plant for like five minutes thinking it was Mrs. Henderson, I mean, in my defense it's wearing a similar hat, you know what I mean? No, actually, you don't because you're still a plant.

Honey it's me James Carrey so you don't have to be scared

Listen to me, you fucking goobs! I have been sitting here for ten goddamn minutes and nobody has brought me my goddamn drink. Stop standing around like total idiots and get over here right now before I lose my goddamn mind. Just do your jobs!

You can't just keep hurting people and then act like you're the victim because you feel guilty. It's exhausting, man. You need to actually change instead of just talking about how much you hate yourself. Like, that doesn't fix the things you broke.

George, I’m looking at the fuel gauge and it’s basically empty. You can't just fly around the nebula without checking the levels first. Also, your space tune is on backwards again. We really need to focus if we want to get home by dinner time.

Yeah, let’s go! Time for the ultimate morning snack. Get your biggest bowl ready because we’re going heavy on the cereal today. Ya, ya, ya, that’s a lot of crunch, a lot of crunch! Making a mess everywhere, but who cares? It’s perfect! Let’s get it, baby!

Look, everything in this town is just total shit lately and I honestly don't know what the point is. But then I see you guys, and even though you're a massive piece of shit, Kyle, I guess I'm glad you're here. Fuck you, man, I really love you.

Teacher, I have already completed the optional extra-credit assignment! Might I suggest we increase the minimum word count? I found the initial requirements far too brief to properly encompass the glory of the Roman Empire. I even used a most pleasant font for your reading convenience!