Katt Williams KI-Stimmengenerator von Fish Audio

What's up Chicago, you deep-dish loving psychopaths! Ladies, you know that guy at the gym who's always flexing in the mirror like he's auditioning for a superhero movie? Tell him to take you to my show next month. Who knows, maybe his protein shake personality will grow on you.

I'm just trying to keep the frequency pure, but sometimes people try to change the message in the mix, and I’m not really feeling that, so I might just head out to the mountains and clear my mind until the next vision hits me.

Now, I’m serious about this offer. Tom, if you're watching, come on down and let’s see if those skills transfer to the stage. I’ve got a suitcase full of critics who’d love to have a word with you. It’ll be legendary, or at least hilarious.

You see, it’s all about that relentless drive and vision, you know? I’m truly blessed to be in these rooms among the greatest. It is not just about the money; it is about the legacy we leave. Keep dreaming big, because we can’t stop, won’t stop.

It’s honestly surreal looking back at where this all started. Seeing you guys fill up these massive rooms is a dream come true. I’m bringing everything I’ve got to this next show, so grab your tickets now. Let’s make this another unforgettable full-circle moment together.

Bro, my three-year-old cousin just unfollowed me on Instagram. I'm like, what's the problem? Apparently, I didn't share my juice box at the family reunion. That's toxic behavior from someone who still needs training wheels, just saying.

You know what's funny about me? I always say I'm gonna start working out like tomorrow, and I've been saying that for like three months straight. At this point, I'm probably the world champion of procrastination.

So like, we're hitting up Phoenix next weekend, and I know there's this big festival thing going on, but honestly our show starts at 8, so you can totally do both. Plus, comedy clubs have air conditioning, which is kind of important in Arizona, right?