Experimenta la voz IA más realista de Clint wright

Okay guys, let me tell you about this crazy thing girls do on dating apps. Like, if you're gonna put filters on every single picture, how am I supposed to know what you actually look like? All right, that's like false advertising or something, you know what I mean?

Yo listen up, I know y'all gonna be talking shit about my new jacket and everything, you know what I'm saying, but honestly I don't even care anymore. Like for real, this is just how I'm rolling today, so whatever man, just deal with it.

All right, look, another huge red flag is when she can't even eat a meal without taking like fifty photos of it first. I'm sitting there starving, man, and I'm just watching my steak get cold while she's looking for the right lighting. It's just too much, you know?

Anyone else eat straight out of the pot just because they don't want to dirty another fucking plate? Like seriously, who's got time to wash extra dishes when you're already cooking the damn food?

You know what's fucking genius? Using paper plates at home when you're having friends over. Like, who wants to spend two hours washing dishes after a party? Not me, that's for damn sure.

You know what's crazy guys? Like, why is it that when you finally get your shit together, like really together, that's when all these messed up people start coming into your life? It's like, universe, I'm good now, stop testing me, you know what I'm saying?

You know what's better than actual plates? Paper plates. Because who the hell wants to spend twenty minutes washing dishes when you could be watching TV? Yeah, that's what I thought. Life's too short for dish soap.

“Baby, listen to me please. I will never let you down again. I promise after this money thing is sorted, no more. That’s it, I’m done putting us through this. You’re my everything, I love you so much it hurts, and I miss you like crazy every single second we’re not okay. Please believe me, I’m fighting to fix this because I can’t lose you.