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Yo what's up guys, Clint here! Listen, we're doing this insane giveaway tonight on stream, like seriously huge prizes guys. Make sure you hit that notification bell because at 8 EST we're going absolutely crazy with this one!

You know what's fucking genius? Using paper plates at every meal because who has time to wash dishes three times a day? Yeah, my sink's empty and I'm not sorry about it. Life's too short for chores.

You know what's crazy guys? Like, why is it when you finally get your shit together, got money in the bank, feeling good about yourself, that's when your car breaks down or your phone dies or some random bill shows up. Like, life's just waiting to mess with you, you know what I mean?

You know what's better than doing laundry? Buying new socks when you run out. Yeah, I said it. Who's got time to match pairs and fold all that shit anyway? Sometimes the lazy way is the smart way.

Yo listen up real quick, been wearing these same clothes for like three days straight you know what I'm saying, and people keep looking at me weird. But honestly bro I don't even care anymore, that's just how we living right now.

Yo like why do people keep doing these weird food combinations on TikTok? Like bro, who actually thinks putting pickles in their cereal is gonna taste good? And everyone in the comments acting like it's normal and stuff. Like what?

You know what's better than actual plates? Paper plates. Because who the hell wants to spend twenty minutes washing dishes when you could be watching TV? Yeah, that's what I thought. Work smarter, not harder.

Okay guys, let's talk about another thing that's like really annoying. When girls post those Instagram stories asking which outfit they should wear, but they're literally wearing the exact same thing in different colors. Like, come on, that's not even a real choice.