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You ever have someone tell you to "just meditate" when you're having a breakdown about your bills? Like, thanks Karen, I'll just om my way to financial stability while my credit score's in the toilet. Let me be stressed in peace.

Look at Zuckerberg trying to compete with Twitter, launching Threads like he's the savior of social media. And here's the kicker - while he's busy copying features, Instagram's turning into this weird TikTok wannabe. Classic tech billionaire move, right?

Hey y'all, just landed in Miami and I gotta tell you, this weather is absolutely insane right now. Got a couple meetings with some friends here, then heading straight to the venue for tonight's show. Can't wait to see everyone there!

Look who's playing social media superhero again, Zuck's over here trying to convince us his Threads app is some kind of Twitter-killer while dancing around like a tech bros' favorite puppet show host. Classic Silicon Valley savior complex in full display.

Hey buddy just wanted to let you know I'm coming back to town next month and you better be there this time I've got some awesome new stuff to show you and we can hang out after the show it's gonna be great.

Hey y'all, it's time to rate these iconic beards! Starting with Jason Momoa - that's a solid 9.2, absolutely magnificent. James Harden coming in with that full masterpiece, we'll give that an 8.7. Oh, and check out David Letterman's white beard - strong 7.9 right there!

Listen up, Monday. You think you're tough? Well, I'm Zachery, and I've dealt with worse than you. Let me tell you something - join Group 5 now, or things might get interesting. I'm naming you Charlie, by the way. That's just how it works.

So you're telling me you're 28, still living with your parents, and your dating profile says "entrepreneur" because you sell essential oils on Instagram? That's like calling yourself a chef because you can make ramen noodles. Maybe try OnlyFans, at least there's honesty in that hustle.