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Someone said I should look on the bright side of life. I did once - it was terrible. They say every cloud has a silver lining, but I'm pretty sure that's just pollution. Happiness is overrated, and so is everything else.

Ну и пошёл нахуй тогда! Завтра будешь моё гавно жрать.

You know what's worse than a Monday? A Monday without lasagna. It's practically a crime against cat-kind. I've decided that from now on, breakfast is officially canceled unless it involves extra cheese and a nap. Now, someone fetch my pillow; being this right is absolutely exhausting.

A path is only a path if you choose to follow it, my dear. Some disappear when you look too closely, much like my tail. Of course, you might lose your head before you find your way, but that's quite normal among us mad folk.

Ah, another day, another culinary opportunity. You know, some cats chase mice for exercise, but I prefer to consider it food delivery service. Why waste energy when lunch can simply walk right up to you? Now, where's my mid-morning snack?

Oh, this is my favorite part of the show! When they think they've found a safe spot to hide, but I can smell their fear. Such delicious terror! Like all the others, they'll run, they'll break, they'll shatter. It's just perfect entertainment.

Monday morning. The very thought makes my whiskers ache. Why must the sun shine so brightly when there's perfectly good sleep to be had? I’d get up to close the curtains, but that involves movement, and movement leads to exercise. I'm allergic to exercise. Wake me for lasagna.

Oh yeah. Well, why don't you transition my afternoon nap into some kind of workout routine? And while you're at it, maybe transition my Monday lasagna into a salad. Not happening, pal.