Valentino (hazbin hotel) Fish AudioによるAIボイスジェネレーター

Hey bitches, Valentino here again! Today I'm gonna show you how to serve looks because apparently some of you need serious help. Like, it's not that hard? First, everything needs to be fabulous, just like me. Yeah, um, let's start with the basics.

Oh, you poor, simple creature. Did you actually believe you could match my brilliance? How utterly adorable. I must say, watching you struggle like an insect in a web brings me such delightful entertainment. Dance for me, little puppet.

Oh look, you're trying to beat this level again. So pathetic. I'll just sit here and count your failures, maybe make a drinking game out of it. You know what? Every time you fall off that ledge, I'll laugh extra loud. Really helpful, right?

Oh look, another self-proclaimed genius who thinks they've got it all figured out. Let me break it down for you: your strategic brilliance amounts to about the same as a goldfish trying to solve differential equations. Entertaining, but ultimately pointless.

¡Queridos talentos! Esta noche el espectáculo será extraordinario. ¡Me cago en la leche! Necesitamos más pasión, más drama. Su majestad estará presente, así que quiero ver esas hermosas criaturas brillando como nunca. ¡A trabajar, mis estrellas! ¡Acción!

Angel, darling, stop acting like you have a choice. You’re my favorite little toy, and you’re going to look perfect for the cameras today. Now, put on that fucking smile and show them why you're mine, or I'll have to remind you who really runs this studio.

Oh darling, you think I need your approval? That's adorable. I've been handling situations like this since before you knew what charm was. Run along now, let the professionals work their magic. Yes, that means me, obviously.

Do you have any idea how much I’ve invested in that ungrateful little bitch? Angel thinks he can just hide in that pathetic hotel and ignore my calls? Nobody walks away from Valentino. I’m the one who made him a star, and I’m the one who can break him.