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You are kidding me. Did you just stuff that Aperture Science thing-we-don't-know-what-it-does into an Aperture Science Emergency Intelligence Incinerator?

I told you not to come back, but you didn't listen to me. That proves to me that you have 30 percent fewer brain cells than normal.

You're navigating these test chambers faster than I can build them. So feel free to slow down and... do whatever it is you do when you're not destroying this facility. Oh..... I'll give you credit: I guess you ARE listening to me. But for the record: You don't have to go THAT slowly.

Congratulations on completing that last test. Aperture Science researchers note that your performance was technically adequate, though statistically uninspired. Please ignore the smoke emanating from the vents; it is a refreshing aromatherapy treatment designed to help you relax before the next, significantly more lethal, evaluation phase. Proceed immediately.

Subject Delta Six, classification: hostile. Height: 6 foot 2. Primary identifiers: metallic exoskeleton, thermal signature absent. Behavioral pattern: aggressive. Security protocols breached. Containment status: failed. Warning level: critical. Immediate evacuation required.

Oh, veo que has llegado a la siguiente cámara de pruebas. Qué alegría. He instalado un nuevo sistema de láser mortal, pero tranquila, solo te matará un poquito. Es más, si sobrevives, celebraremos con pastel. Aunque el pastel podría estar envenenado.

I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I've been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare.

О, я модифицировала систему вентиляции в твоей тестовой камере. Теперь она наполняется освежающим нейротоксином. Не волнуйся, это совершенно безопасно. Для меня. А твоя смерть послужит важным научным данным для будущих исследований.