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So I'm at this coffee shop, right? And this girl keeps staring at me, like obviously recognizing me from TikTok or whatever. You know what's funny though? She's trying so hard not to look obvious about it, but she's literally taking selfies in my direction.

So I'm at this coffee shop, right? And this girl keeps looking at me, like obviously recognizing me from TikTok or whatever. You know what's funny? Instead of just saying hi, she pretends to take selfies while pointing the camera at me. Like, I can see you, we're literally five feet apart.

Listen, Chicago, I know it's freezing cold but I'm coming through next month and I don't care what anyone says, it's gonna be insane. Like, literally insane. I love performing there, the energy is just different, you guys just get it.

Like nobody tells you how weird it is when people start treating you different, you know what I mean? You're still the same person but suddenly everyone's watching everything you do and you're like wait am I supposed to change or am I supposed to stay myself?

Oh my God, I just watched this fucking incredible comedy special man, I swear Dave Attell is so underrated, if you haven't checked out his work, you're missing out. He's like old school raw comedy, none of that sensitive bullshit, just pure funny, you're welcome.

So I'm at this coffee shop, right? And this girl keeps staring at me, like obviously recognizing me from TikTok or whatever. And I'm trying to act normal, you know, but she's literally taking pictures thinking I can't see her. Like, how awkward is that?

You know, it's weird because like, when I'm doing shows now, I have to kind of balance being authentic while also managing expectations. Some people come for the social media thing, but I'm trying to show them real comedy, you know? It's about finding that middle ground.

So you're telling me you met your girlfriend on LinkedIn? That's like going to a funeral to find a date. I mean, yeah, everyone's dressed nice and looking sad, but maybe there's a reason they're all single, you know what I mean?