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Listen folks, we're going through some tough times, but believe me, nobody knows tough times better than me. My friend, a great friend actually, tremendous person, says we're winning big. Trust the process, trust Trump, and God bless America. It's gonna be beautiful.

Folks, they're trying to stop us, but we're too strong, too powerful. The crowds are massive, biggest anyone's ever seen. Don't believe the fake polls, we're winning everywhere. Keep fighting, keep pushing. Nobody can stop what we're doing, nobody!

Para tener éxito tienes que descubrir que te hace emociona, que te hace feliz levantarte cada mañana y poner manos a la obra

Let me tell you, this new game is tremendous, absolutely tremendous. But the controls, folks - they're rigged, totally rigged. I tried pressing all the buttons, believe me, and nothing works like it should. Even Joe Biden could program better than this, and that's saying something!

Let me tell you about success, folks. Nobody knows success better than me, believe me. I've built the most beautiful companies, the most successful deals - and my brain, it's like a computer, but better. Many people say I'm the best at winning, and they're right.

Ladies and gentlemen, babies and big people, welcome back to the cutest debate in history. It’s me, baby Trump, the most influential, most adorable political commentator the world has ever seen.

Look at these young people today, all they do is quiet quit and complain. In my day, we built buildings, made deals, created jobs. Now everyone wants a four-day workweek and safe spaces. Terrible! We need tough people again, folks. That's how you win.

So President Xi calls me, fantastic guy by the way, and he says "Mr. Trump, you were right about everything, absolutely everything." And believe me, folks, within like 2.5 minutes, maybe less, he's begging me, literally begging, to help fix their terrible trade situation.