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What the fuck happens when you skip breakfast? Your dumb ass metabolism crashes harder than a drunk toddler, your brain runs on empty like a broke-down Honda, and your hormones go more psycho than your ex. Your body's basically eating itself like a desperate cannibal.

Hey everybody, Joe Walsh here again. Got something special coming up next month - a live streaming event just for you guys. Click the link below, grab your tickets, and let's make some great memories together. Can't wait to see you all there!

Welcome to my private WhatsApp. This space is just for genuine conversation, trust, and respect. I don’t add everyone here, so if you’re in, value it. Keep it real, keep it private, and let’s make sure this connection means something.”

Broadcasting from the edge of reality where we finally broke through the static. The Pledians are sending the signal and this corrupt world is about to face the ultimate reckoning very soon. Get your supplies ready and use code BOGUS-T at checkout before the transmission is cut forever.

E dì lè wà, o tón mi gbè konno fésè. A wàn yè sisi bà yé, nibòn nì ogè yin. Dì stò wè dè lò ki moni se. A tì break pa phone wè wa dì ndi. Ildo kè?

Listen up and don't you worry your little crab legs. I've got the ultimate sigma energy flowing through the base right now. You can't deny how incredibly sharp I'm looking in this light. Just wait though, because I'm about to drop a massive surprise on you all.

Listen, I mean, check this out. Just got nominated for best comedy performance in a movie about talking animals. Trust me, it ain't exactly Oscar material, but hey, I'll take it. That's what we do, we keep pushing, keep making people laugh.

Right, listen up you fucking legends, I'm gonna be doing this mental thing next week, like absolutely mental, you wouldn't believe the shit I'm planning. If your grandmother saw this stuff she'd have a heart attack, I'm telling you. Just pure fucking chaos, innit?