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And one for the mailman because he's there, and one for that guy with the stupid hat, and one for the parking meter just because it's annoying, and one for myself because why not, and one for the birds because they won't stop chirping.

Today’s the first day of the end of your life

Por favor, me deixa em paz! Eu não fiz nada! Tá me seguindo por quê? Tá querendo morrer, seu filho da puta? Não me provoca! Eu tô avisando, não me provoca! Você não sabe com quem tá mexendo! Por favor, não me machuca!

Alright y'all, let me break down how we talk in different parts of America. See, when you're from the South, it's totally different from New York, you feel me? Today I'm gonna show you guys these different styles, how people actually speak in these places.

Great, another dead end. Looks like someone's trying to make this difficult. Oh, that's gonna leave a mark. Keep moving, keep moving... Wait, what's that sound? Doesn't matter, they'll regret getting in my way anyway.

Ready for something incredible? Meet the pistol shrimp, nature's tiny explosive expert! When it snaps its claw, it creates a bubble so powerful it generates light and heat hotter than the sun's surface. Crazy, right? Nature never stops amazing us!

Oh great, another bunch of brain-dead protesters blocking my way to the store. Guess I'll have to find another route... again. Would it kill these people to just mind their own fucking business? Man, I really picked the wrong week to quit carrying pepper spray.

Oh great, just what I needed - another dead end. Watch where you're pointing that thing! Guess I'll have to do this the hard way. Ow, that's definitely leaving a mark. Maybe next time I'll take the stairs instead of the express route down.