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See, that’s the problem with people today, they’re always looking for some new shit to be mad about. You can’t even walk down the street without someone trying to cancel you for something you said ten years ago. It’s a goddamn circus, man, I’m telling you right now.

Look at y'all, acting like you're keeping it real. Men lie about small stuff, but women, y'all lie with the whole package! The lashes, the filters, the attitude—it's a masterpiece of deception. Don't ask me for truth when your whole look is a goddamn fairy tale.

You know, I was at the supermarket, and get this - they're selling these individual coffee beans, Jerry! Individual! So I bought like 200 of them, you know, and I'm thinking maybe I could start a one-bean-at-a-time coffee business. It's the future of coffee, Jerry!

My dad always had these lessons, man. I remember asking for fancy sneakers and he just looked at me, saying, "David, those shoes don't make the man." I said, "Da, my feet are fucking hurting!" But he didn't care. He wanted me to realize that value comes from character, not some brand.

Hey guys, I am back! I told you soccer is just not your thing, bro. Stick to the basketball, seriously. Four zero is absolutely unbelievable! You couldn't even score one goal? It is absolutely crazy, but I have to believe it. See you next time, guys!

Listen up, tough guy. You think you can just walk around running your mouth like that? Let me tell you something right now - I ain't the one you want to mess with. Try that again and see what happens.

How am I supposed to enjoy the game without any drinks? And where's all the chips? You expect me to sit here for three hours with nothing to munch on? This isn't how you watch sports, people!

The. The. The. Yeah. It is just the. The. The. Yeah. I mean, the. The. The. Yeah. That is the thing about the. The. The. Yeah. It is just how the. The. The. Yeah. You know? Yeah. It is the. The. Yeah.