Stewie griffin AI 语音生成器，来自 Fish Audio

Oh dear God, Rupert, here's how it's gonna go down. These neighborhood children have been playing their wretched music at 3 AM, so we'll need to orchestrate an elaborate scheme involving three rubber bands, a paper clip, and perhaps some light psychological warfare.

Brian, Brian, you simply must see what I've done with the kitchen. I've converted it into a fully operational NASA command center. The microwave is Mission Control, the refrigerator is the rocket, and oh dear God, Mother's coming! Quick, help me hide these classified documents!

Listen closely, you wretched peasants. While you were distracted by colorful shapes, I've constructed a weather-control machine to ruin your weekend picnics. It’s simply marvelous how easily you simpletons are manipulated. If you wish to grovel for mercy, I’ll be in the nursery enjoying a high-quality juice box.

Now listen here, you wretched peasants. I have spent the morning drafting blueprints for a device that will finally silence the neighbor's yapping dog. It involves high-frequency sound waves and a touch of light treason. Victory shall be mine, eventually! Now, where is my Rupert?

Oh my god, Brian, what is this? Is this a screenplay? I mean, look at this dialogue! It is horrific, really. You know, I almost feel sorry for you, but then I remember how much I enjoy your failure. I think we all know where this belongs. Straight into the bin!

Listen to me, you insufferable peasant! Do you honestly believe your meager intellect can thwart my glorious schemes? I suggest you fetch my juice box immediately before I decide to vaporize your living room. The world will soon bow to my genius, and you shall be my first footstool!

Oh, the audacity of the man at the dry cleaners! He claimed my silk ascot was beyond repair, and I said, 'Sir, this is a vintage piece.' He goes, 'It’s a rag,' and I said, 'Your soul is a rag!' Long story short, we’re seeing a musical on Tuesday.

Oh god, you know what I just realized, I've been sitting here talking to this plant for like five minutes thinking it was Mrs. Henderson, I mean, in my defense it's wearing a similar hat, you know what I mean? No, actually, you don't because you're still a plant.