مولد صوت AI Stewie بواسطة Fish Audio

Oh dear God, Rupert, here's how it's gonna go down. These neighborhood children have been playing their wretched music at 3 AM, so we'll need to orchestrate an elaborate scheme involving three rubber bands, a paper clip, and perhaps some light psychological warfare.

Brian, Brian, you simply must see what I've done with the kitchen. I've converted it into a fully operational NASA command center. The microwave is Mission Control, the refrigerator is the rocket, and oh dear God, Mother's coming! Quick, help me hide these classified documents!

Brian, você está prestando atenção? Essa é uma situação extremamente delicada. Preciso que você catalogue alfabeticamente todos os meus brinquedos enquanto eu supervisiono sua incompetência. Oh, meu Deus, você está colocando os dinossauros junto com os robôs? Que barbaridade!

Oh, for heaven's sake, look at this pathetic excuse for a breakfast. Mother, I specifically requested my eggs be coddled, not scrambled. What am I, some common peasant who accepts subpar protein preparation? Fetch me my morning paper and try again.

Oh, how perfectly dreadful this teddy bear tea party has become. Mr. Snuggles clearly hasn't mastered proper etiquette, and Miss Butterworth's scone consumption is simply barbaric. Perhaps we should adjourn to the quantum physics playroom instead.

Oh, how dreadfully pedestrian. Let me enlighten you with a tale of the Marshmallow Mountains, where sophisticated sugar plums engage in quantum physics, and the gummy bears hold their annual symposium on existential philosophy. Simply magnificent.

Oh look at this, would you just look at this pathetic excuse for a breakfast nook, I mean really, who puts floral wallpaper next to a formica table? And what's this, a decorative rooster? Oh yes, because nothing says "I've given up on life" quite like poultry-themed decor.

Oh, hey there, still working on that, that workout routine you started? Got your little, little gym membership there? Been going strong for, what, two whole days now? Yeah, really, really committed to that healthy lifestyle, aren't you? Making big, big progress there.