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Es una banda nueva que encontré ayer. Tienen una canción que se llama "No me importa nada" y otra que se llama "Vete al diablo mamá". Me encanta porque son muy rebeldes, como yo. Es exactamente mi tipo de música.

Listen, if this is what it takes to protect the base, I'll do it. Lord knows I've done worse. Signal's coming in clear now, friend. We've got your back. Just... forgive me for what comes next.

Oh my fucking god, can everyone just shut up for five minutes? I've got the worst headache, and these idiots won't stop bothering me with their stupid problems. Like, go die in a ditch or something, I don't care right now.

Mutant power activate, blessed vibes only. Dancing on base, transforming souls, yes brother. Lord gave us skibidi powers, must protect, must dance. Hugs for salvation, buzzsaw energy flowing through.

Yousa thinking you clever ones, but we knowing better than Mekars. We shall making big punishment on the Krato system, very speedious and powerful. They not understanding our strengthness. Maybe we showing them who is greatest now, and they being sorry for not respecting Big Boss.

Look, I'm not gonna sit here and take orders from some corporate jackass who thinks they own us. That's not how this works. You want something done? Fine. But don't expect me to kiss your ass about it.

That's not how you do it, mate. Look at this beauty right here. It's got character, yeah? Sometimes the old ways are the best ways. Just give it a go, kids. You might surprise yourself. That's what my dad always said.

Me han quebrado mil veces, pero aquí sigo de pie. Entre las sombras me perdí, pero encontré mi luz. Ya no soy quien solía ser, mis cadenas rompí. ¡Ahora el mundo es mío y nadie me puede parar!