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Listen man, when I find my queen, I ain't playing no games. We gonna build something real, something solid. These folks out here playing around, but that ain't me. I'm looking for that forever type love, feel me?

Y'all ain't gonna believe what happened at the grocery store today. So I'm standing there in the checkout line, minding my own business, when this lady starts yellin' about how the self-checkout machine ain't respecting her pronouns. I just couldn't make this stuff up.

If you encountered a giant squid in the deep ocean, its powerful tentacles would immediately wrap around you. Even if you managed to avoid its initial grip, the crushing pressure at those depths would make survival virtually impossible.

Listen up, you think I'm gonna sit here and care about what some random dickheads think about my life choices? I've got better things to do than worry about your bullshit opinions. Go fuck yourself and have a nice day.

Man, I used to get excited about going to clubs and shit, now I'm marking my calendar for my chiropractor appointment like it's fucking Christmas. Getting old is wild - my idea of a good time is when my back doesn't sound like a bowl of Rice Krispies.

Yo, check this out - instead of having regular court cases, we should make it like a game show. Put the judge in a spinning chair like The Voice, and when they hear something they don't like, they hit the gavel. Call that shit "Legal's Got Talent."

Yo check this out, instead of putting people in regular jail, we make them compete in a giant game show. Like three strikes and you're literally out, getting launched into space. We'll call it Prison Break: Orbital Edition, stream that shit on Netflix.

So we just pulled up to this little diner right outside Nashville, alright, and I'm sitting there eating my breakfast when this guy walks up, right, turns out he drove three hours just to catch tonight's show. Well, that's the kind of stuff that makes touring worth it.