مولد صوت AI مجاني zach من Fish Audio

Hey y'all, just landed in Miami and I gotta tell you, this weather is absolutely insane right now. Got a couple meetings with some friends here, then heading straight to the venue for tonight's show. Can't wait to see everyone there!

Y'all ever wake up thinking today's gonna be different, like you're finally gonna meal prep and hit the gym? Then three hours later you're sitting in your car, inhaling your fourth energy drink, wondering why your pants keep shrinking in the wash. Just me? Cool.

This dog kept digging holes in the backyard so the owner decided to make him a sandbox just for digging but then the neighborhood cats discovered it and turned it into their hangout spot so now the dog watches them from the porch while they use his sandbox.

Most people think this small pin on your pressure cooker is just for show, but it’s actually a vital safety feature. If the main valve clogs, pressure pushes a hidden spring, forcing the pin up. This opens a secondary vent, allowing steam to escape safely and preventing a dangerous explosion.

Yo check this out, instead of having regular job interviews we should make people fight their evil clone in the metaverse and stream that shit on TikTok. Winner gets the job, loser gets deleted, call it LinkedIn Thunderdome.

So we’re at this dive bar out in the middle of nowhere and this guy orders a glass of room temperature gin. I look at him and I go, buddy, you’re drinking straight jet fuel. He just shrugged, and I said holy cow, some people are genuinely insane.

Look, if you see accounts pretending to be me on those other phone things, it’s not real. I only use my verified pages. We’re deep into a lockdown right now, capturing some incredibly dark energy. Only follow my official accounts to see the evidence we’re finding.

Hey buddy just wanted to let you know I'm coming back to town next month and you better be there this time I've got some awesome new stuff to show you and we can hang out after the show it's gonna be great.