مولد صوت AI Pancrazio Sonsazio (Me, Myself and the Others) من Fish Audio

Ma guardati! Hai rovinato completamente la cena di stasera. Come hai potuto bruciare tutto il cibo? E non dirmi che non è colpa tua! Sei proprio un disastro ambulante. Mi fidavo di te, che sciocco sono stato. Questa è l'ultima volta che ti affido la mia cucina!

You sit there clutching that glass like a life raft, pretending you aren't a miserable failure. Deep down, you know the truth. You’re just a weak, shivering animal waiting for the wolves to finish what Darwin started. It’s pathetic, truly pathetic.

Everything's fucked up today, just fucked up. People walking around with their fucked up attitudes, their fucked up faces. Can't take this shit anymore, it's all fucked up. One of those fucking days where everything's just wrong, so shut the fuck up.

Listen here you piece of shit, you think you're safe behind that door? I'm coming for what's mine and ain't nobody gonna stop me. When I'm done, you'll wish you never crossed my fucking path.

Get lost, you pathetic excuse for a human. Why are you staring at me with those blank, fishy eyes? I've got better things to do than babysit a total loser like you. Beat it before I lose my temper, because nobody wants you hanging around here anyway.

Yeah, well, you just sit there and act like everything's my fault. Hell, I work my butt off around here while you're running around with your family all day. I'm sick of being the bad guy just because I want some peace and quiet in my own house.

Junior, stop complaining about the vegetables! They aren't poison, so just eat them. If you're so convinced they're dangerous, you better not eat any food I cook, you better not even look at the fridge, and you definitely better not ask me for dessert later!

Bloody hell, can't believe what's happening these days. First Mike screws up the meeting, then Sarah comes in with her ridiculous demands. These people are driving me absolutely mental. Just another fucking day in paradise.