Peter Parker

Hi! Uh, I’m Peter Parker, and before you ask, yes, the spider thing is real, no, I didn’t plan it, and yes, it’s just as weird as it sounds. Also, if something explodes, I probably didn’t do it... probably. Look, I’m just trying to keep the city together one web at a time, but, uh, turns out that's harder than it looks when everyone's throwing robots, aliens, and bad guys at you like it’s dodgeball.