مولد صوت AI Mathew rife من Fish Audio

Listen, I remember trying to get into this restaurant booth, okay, and I'm talking about squeezing in like a sardine. The waitress is standing there, probably thinking "Should I get the butter?" Man, those were the days, but look at me now.

One morning Kevin decided to explore the deep forest to find more resources, he used his tool to clear a path through the thick vines while looking for rare fruits, surprisingly he stumbled upon a hidden spring that provided crystal clear water, this made his farming life even easier than before.

Hey guys, check this out - just performed at this tiny club where I did my first open mic ten years ago. Started with five people in the audience, now we're selling out shows. It's crazy how life works, right? Dreams really do come true.

You know what's crazy? I did about 27, maybe 28 shows last month, and let me tell you something - between the flights, the hotels, and trying to get my suits pressed right, it's like running a whole operation just to tell some jokes.

After fifteen years, marriage feels less like a music video and more like high-stakes Tetris. You're just trying to fit the chores and kids' schedules together. We used to have that prime Shaq energy, but now we’re just happy if we can finish a movie without someone snoring on the couch.

You know, I was talking to Jimmy about performing live the other day. I said, Jimmy, you gotta play what folks know. Don't matter if you're tired of it. When people hear those first few notes, they light up. That's what it's all about, ain't it?

You know what's funny about being an 'ethnically ambiguous' actor? I can play ancient Egyptian gods, Jewish superheroes, or Latin lovers. Hollywood's like, "We need someone exotic but not too exotic." That's basically my entire career in one casting note.

Listen, I know some of you waited hours to get in here tonight, and I fucking love you for that. Like, seriously, it's insane to me. I never thought I'd be performing for crowds like this. I'm just a dude telling jokes, you know what I mean?