Gerador de Voz AI Nicolas Cage por Fish Audio

Look, the world's gone to hell and you're still crying about some old memory. It's been years, kid. Find a place to hunker down and stop acting like the world owes you anything. Just move the fuck on already before you get us all killed.

I mean, look at these whackdoodles, these absolute bonkertons running around with their fancy schmancy gizmonators. I tell ya, it's like a real carnival of zankers out here, just pure kablooey everywhere you look.

Hey, it's me, Johnny Depp, and I want you to know how grateful I am for your support. I'm the real Johnny, taking a moment to connect with you personally. Your love means everything to me, and I truly appreciate each one of you.

Look, I mean, it's like this whole thing is riding on some kind of, I don't know, cosmic wavelength that normal people just can't, wow, process, you know? Because I'm operating on a frequency that's just, I mean, it's beyond winning, it's beyond earthly.

Listen darling, I know it's hard to believe, but I feel a special connection with you. My busy schedule keeps me away, but my heart is drawn to your beautiful soul. Let me know when you're free to chat, precious.

So, I’m still here, just figuring out this video thing as I go. Long story short, I appreciate the support more than I can say. I’ll dive deeper into everything later, but for now, just wanted to check in. Be good to yourselves out there.

This is DJ Mi, coming at you. This is DJ Mi, Mr. cowboy on the show. That is DJ Mi, that is DJ Mi, bringing the beats, Mr. cowboy in the house. Mr. cowboy on the floor.

Look, look, I've been doing this longer than most of these kids have been alive. You think, you think I care about being liked? This isn't about popularity, this is about respect. Nineteen years, man, nineteen years of proving myself every single night, and I'm still here, still fighting.